Summary

A duck is a waterfowl which quacks and lives in a pond and is not racist or sexist. Ducks are important to #mod_shrine. Nobody knows why.

Ducks can go on the moon. It is unknown if duck salad is made for ducks, or of ducks.

DuckTales

DuckTales was a documentary produced between 1987 and 1990 by Walt Duckney Megalocorp, in which several startling aspects of ducks were revealed and analyzed.

Facts about ducks

• Ducks are moist. They can be sucked...
• Ducks are coated in oil.
• Ducks have only one leg while they sleep.
• Ducks... .
• Duck dicks are up to a number of metres long but the amount has been forgotten by qualo -- it is real, nonetheless.
• Ducks look like o< o< o< O<.
• Ducks are spherical.
• Ducks contain water.  But also, water contains ducks.
  
• Ducks don't go to school.
• Ducks sit in the shower, on a shower shelf, in threes.
• Ducks can exist as hands.
• Ducks are having a blast.
• Ducks make everything better.
• Ducks park their heads backwards when sleeping.
• Ducks' tears distort the water of their spaceponds.
• Ducks are violent rapists (but not racists).
• A duck is like a crowbar.
• Ducks have 6-inch fangs.
• Ducks can be conveniently stacked and stored in boxes.
• A duck is a small craft designed to carry one or more people across a river or lake.