Ducks

Summary

A duck is a waterfowl which quacks and lives in a pond and is not racist or sexist. Ducks are important to #mod_shrine. Nobody knows why.

Ducks can go on the moon. It is unknown if duck salad is made for ducks, or of ducks.

DuckTales

DuckTales was a documentary produced between 1987 and 1990 by Walt Duckney Megalocorp, in which several startling aspects of ducks were revealed and analyzed.

Facts about ducks

• • Ducks are moist. They can be sucked...

  • Ducks are coated in oil.

  • Ducks have only one leg while they sleep.

  • Ducks... .

  • Duck dicks are up to a number of metres long but the amount has been forgotten by qualo -- it is real, nonetheless.

  • Ducks look like o< o< o< O<.

  • Ducks are spherical.

  • Ducks contain water.  But also, water contains ducks.

  • Ducks don't go to school.

  • Ducks sit in the shower, on a shower shelf, in threes.

  • Ducks can exist as hands.

  • Ducks are having a blast.

  • Ducks make everything better.

  • Ducks park their heads backwards when sleeping.

  • Ducks' tears distort the water of their spaceponds.

  • Ducks are violent rapists (but not racists).

  • A duck is like a crowbar.

  • Ducks have 6-inch fangs.

  • Ducks can be conveniently stacked and stored in boxes.

  • A duck is a small craft designed to carry one or more people across a river or lake.